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We're a mermaid-lead, anarcho-socialist feminist pastel LGBTQIA+ rainbow crew, but we are also a nail art & skin care salon that legit loves you. If you're here to shop, use the above menu or just scroll around!

If you're here to book at one of our two locations, check them out here:

Cute 7th! Cute Congress!

Pink Acid long sleeve tee

Cute tank

Mermaid Press-ons!

really sink your claws into prince eric

Polka dot press-ons!

cute unless you have tryptophobia

gift boxes!

Each of our subscription boxes is available as a one-off gift box!

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cuticle oils!

Small batch, ethically made, locally sourced cuticle oils for your pretty fingers. Scented & glittery! As seen in Allure!

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hand sanitizers!

Our hand sanitizers are 62.5% alcohol, and are full of glitter, fun scents, and moisturizers. Why sanitize when you can improve?


gift certificates!

Need to get a special something for that certain someone you want to impress by demonstrating an interest in their personal wish fulfillment while respecting the fact that they have particular taste? Well have we got the gift certificate for you!

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visit us!

East Downtown or South Congress! We’d love to see you! Check out our salon site!

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